Probuilder Quotes Repository 2.0

Hostile: I have to go to some guys funeral
DShiznit: oh I love funerals
DShiznit: the food is the best
DShiznit: and the silence
DShiznit: god I love the silence
DShiznit: I can just lay down in one of those fluffy boxes and drift off into dreamland
Hostile: My friend's grandma died
DShiznit: oh that sucks
Hostile: Let me ask you something
Hostile: Is there religious bullshit
DShiznit: I dare you to cop a feel
Hostile: In funerals
DShiznit: yes
Hostile: Do we have to pray
DShiznit: I forget
DShiznit: yeah I think so
Hostile: Im an atheist
DShiznit: though you can just fake it
Hostile: Im not faking it
Hostile: Im just gonna go outside
Hostile: For a smoke
DShiznit: that might work
Hostile: Fuck man
Hostile: Now everybody is going to be like
Hostile: "Why didnt you pray"
Hostile: Me
Hostile: "Im a fucking atheist"
DShiznit: just fake it
Hostile: No
DShiznit: it's like an orgasm only easier
Hostile: "Proud to be atheist"
DShiznit: or just bow your head in silence and let them do their thing
Hostile: Watch
Hostile: Theres going to be a religous debate
Hostile: Pat Condell style
DShiznit: oh god not that asshole again...

Hostile: God I wish Ana was here
Hostile: I would have sex with her at the funeral bathroom
DShiznit: you're an athiest
DShiznit: but you use phrases like "goddamnit" and "God I wish..."

DShiznit wrote:

Hostile: God I wish Ana was here
Hostile: I would have sex with her at the funeral bathroom
DShiznit: you're an athiest
DShiznit: but you use phrases like "goddamnit" and "God I wish..."

sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: hey
Hostile: You know its funny, how people like travis claim that I give atheists a bad name (as if they haven't had one) when they are closet homosexuals.
Hostile: Also
Hostile: People seem to like my horrid artwork and buy it
Hostile: It's great
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: wow you're really pissed
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: that's hilarious
Hostile: No actually im giving an observation
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: i have to say travis got the upper hand of you on that one
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: he knows his shit
Hostile: Not really his post is ad hominem
Hostile: I make money off my work so his post is irrelevant
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: pro your post is argumentum ad hominem
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: all of your posts are actually
Hostile: Heres the great thing about homesexuals
Hostile: The more of them there are
Hostile: The more women there are available for people like me
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: and atheism has nothing against homosexuality, your insult holds no grounds
Hostile: Actually its religion
Hostile: Because religion doesn't like homesexuals
Hostile: So homesexuals like to turn to atheism
Hostile: It's great really
Hostile: And they give it a bad name
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: what the fuck
Hostile: indeed
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: atheism can't have a "bad name", it isn't an entity
Hostile: You're an idiot
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: however you can be an atheist and still be an asshole
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: referring to atheism as an entity is a misrepresentation
Hostile: I didn't say that
Hostile: Thats your idea
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: "Hostile: And they give it a bad name"
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: "give it a bad name"
Hostile: You don't even know what it means
sigfig - oh sheet ders skeleton: are you suggesting i don't know proper usage of the pronoun "it"
Hostile: No
Hostile: You're a moron
Hostile: And so is everyone else is that forum

Pielikey wrote:Poor Jimmy Wales, is anyone actually going to donate to him

DShiznit wrote:Hostile: I hate the human race
Hostile: Im kind of skeptical of raising a family with Ana
Hostile: Why would I want to bring my kids to this pathetic and shallow world
***DShiznit***: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misanthropy
***DShiznit***: because if you don't raise a family, everyone else wins

DShiznit wrote:Hostile: I would like a pig to sniff my balls

Hostile: Fucking vegetables
Hostile: what do you think
Hostile: Good idea?
***DShiznit***: sure
Hostile: Dude
Hostile: It feels so weird
Hostile: I feels like a cold paper vagina