Grims reviews

SO
Pielikey inspired me to make a reviewing topic
But since i'm a cheap, poor, miserable fuck
I'm gonna review what i already have

Desk:
What I liked
You can put shit on it, and it's made of wood
also pretty curvy bitch and has a rolling tray for keyboard and mouse

What I didn't like
Moves a whole lot
Fucking breaks
Not too much monitor-to-human distance

What was meh
Has a gray rubber stripe on the edge
IT'S GOOD KNIFE THROWING PRACTICE

So i give my desk a overall rating of 7/10

Tell me what to review next

Review me

Jesus:

What I Liked
He is pretty cool guy, has picture of jesus with shotgun and doesn't afraid of anything
Can make miracles and shit
Can walk on water
can turn water to booze

What i didn't like
Son of god
Jewish (inb4 racism)
stuck on a cross for a shit ton of time and didn't die

What was Meh
He doesn't speak much
People constantly drink his blood

Overall rating of 8/10

review the .NET framework

What the fuck is that

Can I file for copyright infringement

.net is the most horrible shit ever

EXCUSE ME
WHO'S REVIEW COLUMN IS THIS

MINE
SO GET YOUR FAT CRAKA ASS OFF MAH REVIEWS

Bottle of water

What I liked
It is tall, and can hold my water
does not give water bad taste
has cap so water won't fall out

What i didn't like
Bends easy, really deformed
Heavy when water is in it
hard to drink from if you're a lazy shit like me

What was meh
lolidk

Overall of 4/10

No way, I'm hijacking this review colomn now


G35 Headset:

what i liekd:
surround sound is gud
bass is pumpan
comfy

what suckded:
occasionally the mic and speakers cut out meaning you gotta unplug/plug in
little red light for mute is difficult to see

what was emh:
10 foot cable gets in way but is tieable
cable is as thick as a pencil, as expected for surround sound
dolby's magical "turn stereo into surround sound" is just stereo in a bathroom

WHOA NOW

Let's ban admin for hijacking thread.

you can't burn me I'm already on fire

You can't fire me I'm already burnt.

NECRO TAIM

Grims' review on Alien Swarm

What i liked
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What i didn't like
no starting game without tech

OVERALL 100/10
BADASS GAME
FOR FREE
MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT YOU NEED TO EAT A BOWL OF SALT FROSTED NAILS

that pretty much sums it up in a nice package

Review Need for Speed: High Stakes with the Expansion Pack 3.0 add-on.

that doesn't run on my windows 7 computer for some reason

It runs great on my Windows 7 Pro x64 installation. What do you mean by "it doesn't run" btw?

It installs and stuff but it won't launch. I doubleclick the icon and all that stuff that mommy told me to do, but it refuses to launch

Set the graphics mode to "Software rendering" and see if it works.
EDIT: Do you happen to have User Admin Control (UAC) enabled? If so is the case, disable it.

oh god UAC
do as the man says and turn it off

I'm not stupid I have kept that fucker off since the day I installed Windows 7

Try installing the Expansion Pack, and make sure to install the enhanced 3D setup.

TIME FOR ANOTHER REVIEW
Brandless headphones

What i liked:
fucking spinning
Comfortable fit on the ears
Has a mic so i can scream at people without leaning forward
Sound quality's pretty nice
Looks tight dawg

What i didn't like:
Too small, sometimes doesn't fit my huge head
Cable gets tanglet waaaay too easily
Volume too low

Overall 7/10

Is k find for 20$